she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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