your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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