I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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