what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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