A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it glows. i had to have it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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