did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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