I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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