oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
lets start a swedish sibling band together
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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