There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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