I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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