yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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