I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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