this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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