ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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