i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
