omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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