how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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