He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I cannot find my penis.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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