Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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