gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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