I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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