Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
false alarm, still single
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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