I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
