I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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