I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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