i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
