Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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