dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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