And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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