Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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