just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
All the doctor said was why
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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