I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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