Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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