D3 body, D1 cock
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Someone signed my nipple.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
