I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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