that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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