I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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