Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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