He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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