i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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