You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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