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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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