what if I'm pregnant?
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PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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