Nicole vs. Life
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Couch. On fire.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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