Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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