I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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