How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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