Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize