i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
