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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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