dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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