I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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